My Career in Powerpoint

I've been going through a series of interviews for a Senior Operations position here in Richmond and my next interview I must:  

"prepare a 15-minute PowerPoint presentation on your education, certification, a work-history overview, major accomplishments and recognition received at each job, and a summary of your strengths and professional developmental needs"

My neighbor has the same type of awesome humor I have and knowing I was working dutifully on this project tonight for my interview first thing tomorrow morning, he took the liberty of doing the presentation for me.  It made me laugh so hard, I had to share: