I rear-ended a car
this morning.
So there we are
alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. . .
As it turns
out, he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my
car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I look down at
him and say, 'Well, then which one are you?'
. . . and that's when the fight started . .
