Thursday, May 24, 2012

Cattle Guards (FYI-This is a joke)



For those of  you who have never traveled to the west, or  southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel  rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out  places in the roads adjacent to highways  (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle  from crossing over that area.  For some  reason the cattle will not step on the "guards,"  probably because they fear getting their feet  caught between the rails.

A few  months ago, President Obama received and was  reading a report that there were over 100,000  cattle guards in Colorado .  The Colorado  ranchers had protested his proposed changes in  grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of  the Interior to fire half of the “cattle” guards  immediately!

Before the Secretary of  the Interior could respond and presumably try to  straighten President Obama out on the matter,  Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a  request that...before any “cattle” guards were  fired, they be given six months of retraining  for Arizona border guards.  'Times are  hard', said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to  the cattle guards and their  families!'