When you are sad,
I will jump on the person
Who made you sad
Like a spider monkey
Jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!
When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
Whatever or Whoever
Is choking you..
When you smile,
I will know you are
Plotting something
That I must be involved in.
When you're scared,
We will high tail it out of here.
When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories
About how much worse it could be
Until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
When you are confused,
I will use little words.
When you are sick,
Stay away from me
Until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have....
When you fall,
I'll pick you up
And dust you off--
After I laugh my rear off!!
This is my oath.....
I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
-- because you are my FRIEND!
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