Did you ever love a boy
but knew he didn't care?
Did you ever feel like crying
but knew you'd get nowhere?
Did you ever see him dancing
when the lights were turned down low?
Did you ever whisper, "God in heaven"
but God didn't let him know?
Don't ever fall in love my friend
You'll find it doesn't pay
It only causes heartbreak
It happens everyday
And when it starts you'll know
Why you wonder day & night
Remeber you're losing him
No matter how hard you fight
---------------
Love is fine, but it hurts so much
the price you pay is high
If I could choose
Love or Death
I think I'd rather die
And so my friend
don't fall in love
You'll be hurt
before you're through
You see my friend
I ought to know
I fell in love with you!
I have this posted as 2 seperate poems. However I have recently discovered a similar version of these 2 poems combined as one online with authorship attributed to a 20 year old name Jewelia Lindsey. Considering I am transcribing this from a hard copy of my Journal (discs have been lost) from 1991 I find this highly unlikely as she would have been one.
If anyone could clarify this I would appreciate it.
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Friday, April 30, 2010
Thursday, April 29, 2010
CURTAIN RODS---- This is PRICELESS
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.
When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.
She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.
Then slowly, the house began to smell.
They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.
Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned.
Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked
People stopped coming over to visit.
Repairmen refused to work in the house.
The maid quit.
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.
A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.
Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going.
He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.
She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.........
And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods!!!!!!
I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.
When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.
She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.
Then slowly, the house began to smell.
They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.
Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned.
Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked
People stopped coming over to visit.
Repairmen refused to work in the house.
The maid quit.
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.
A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.
Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going.
He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.
She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.........
And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods!!!!!!
I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Flip-Flop, Psycho
After all the drama my BIL and his new wife have caused, they have out done themselves now. He has now decided to give my MIL 30 days to move out of his house, which he wouldn't have ever been able to buy if she hadn't sold her house and gave him all the money from the sale to pay off his debts so his credit score would actually qualify him for a high interest mortgage.
He and his snotty wife have already rented an apartment for themselves and the kids leaving mom alone in the house because his new manipulative bitch of a wife doesn't want to live with his mom. She has manipulated him to the point of throwing his mother out onto the street with no home, his kids are so stressed out at the age of 8 that their mother had to take emergency custody of one of the twins and the other will be going soon enough, his entire family has disowned him at this point and he keeps trying to start even more shit.
The flip-flop, psycho part is that after all this, whenever he's away from the manipulative bitch, he calls his "mommy" to chat like nothing has happened??!! Then he wonders why she's not the same with him on the phone.
Call me stupid, but if within one year of letting some tramp and her kids move into your house, your kids therapists is concerned, your kids leave you, your mother becomes physically ill from stress, your entire family disowns you and you're not allowed to even tell your family where you live - I would seriously reconsider my relationship with the tramp from hell. What does he do? Marries the hobag!
He and his snotty wife have already rented an apartment for themselves and the kids leaving mom alone in the house because his new manipulative bitch of a wife doesn't want to live with his mom. She has manipulated him to the point of throwing his mother out onto the street with no home, his kids are so stressed out at the age of 8 that their mother had to take emergency custody of one of the twins and the other will be going soon enough, his entire family has disowned him at this point and he keeps trying to start even more shit.
The flip-flop, psycho part is that after all this, whenever he's away from the manipulative bitch, he calls his "mommy" to chat like nothing has happened??!! Then he wonders why she's not the same with him on the phone.
Call me stupid, but if within one year of letting some tramp and her kids move into your house, your kids therapists is concerned, your kids leave you, your mother becomes physically ill from stress, your entire family disowns you and you're not allowed to even tell your family where you live - I would seriously reconsider my relationship with the tramp from hell. What does he do? Marries the hobag!
Monday, April 19, 2010
Stress Relief
Just in case you are having a rough day (week, year, life), here is a
stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological
journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you
smile.
1. Picture yourself lying on your tummy on a warm rock that hangs out
over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running
water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a
cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face
of the person you are holding underwater.
stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological
journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you
smile.
1. Picture yourself lying on your tummy on a warm rock that hangs out
over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running
water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a
cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face
of the person you are holding underwater.
Monday, April 12, 2010
Human Body Trivia
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
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