It seems we live in a 'disposable' world. Use once and throw it  away is the marketing pitch for many products. 
We don't believe pets  should be part of that world. Remember, that little cute and cuddly kitten will  live up to 20 years. Depending on breed that puppy will be part of you family  for 15 years. Pets are a LIFE LONG commitment.
This was  supposedly an actual want ad placed in a newspaper - obviously a spoof on ads 
seeking new homes for "favorite" pets.
seeking new homes for "favorite" pets.
Please help! We're in the  process of moving. We must immediately get rid of our two children now because  there won't be any room in our new place. Since we're leaving on Monday, we MUST  place the children in new homes by this weekend!! They are described as  follows: 
One male, white,  blonde hair, blue eyes, 10 years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite.  Name is John. Temperament tested. Current on all shots. Tonsils removed already  and very healthy condition! John eats everything, is very clean, house trained  and gets along well with other children. Does not run with scissors and with a  little time and training, he will do well in a new home. 
One female, white,  brown curly hair, green eyes, 11 years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, TV  watcher. Her name is Mary. Temperament tested but needs a little attitude  adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots and is very healthy and  happy (mostly). Gets along well with boys but does not like to share toys. She  is house trained and would do best in a one-child household. 
We really LOVE our  children and want to do what is best for them. Ours is a UNIQUE situation and we  have a real emergency here! They MUST be placed by Sunday night at the  latest.
